Der ideale Arbeitgeber

  • When you are always the Gelackmeierte,
    when you have es to nix gebracht on an green Zweig,
    come to uns.
    We are a young team and pensionsberechtigt,
    we have a Betriebsklima like at Florida,
    we have the five Stundenday and the twentyfive-works-week,
    we have 115 Feierdays in the year,
    52 Sundays and genau so much Samsdays,
    we have the world best Gleitzeit,
    you can come and go when you have Lust.
    Na, is this nothing?
    You are our man, when you can not so hard zupacken.
    Take it easy, when you are a little vorbestraft, that macht nix.
    Be careful, manchmal we must schaffe too.
    Last not least, you can selbständig work,
    da our Chef always auf Tour is.
    Also lets go and come to uns.
    Only eins noch, be careful,
    manchmal we must malochen bis we fall um.

    Ich weiß nicht, wer oder was ich bin. Ich weiß nur, dass ich tue, was ich tun muß, nicht mehr und nicht weniger.

    Zitat aus "Gildenhaus Thendara", Dritter Teil, Ende 3. Kapitel