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  • Hat der Browser was angezeigt? Oder wie kam die Unterhaltung zu stande?

    Der, der weiß dass er nichts weiß, weiß mehr als der, der nicht weiß, dass er nichts weiß.


    Wer nach etwas fragt, geht grundsätzlich das Risiko ein, es auch zu bekommen!

  • keine fehler - aber lustige code-streifen aus linux gehen hier grad im büro rum...




    panic("Oh boy, that early out of memory?");
    linux-2.2.16/arch/mips/mm/init.c

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    /* After several hours of tedious analysis, the following hash
    * function won. Do not mess with it... -DaveM
    */
    linux-2.2.16/fs/buffer.c

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    /* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
    linux-2.0.38/arch/sparc/kernel/ptrace.c

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    /* vsprintf.c -- Lars Wirzenius & Linus Torvalds. */
    *
    * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
    */
    linux-2.2.16/lib/vsprintf.c

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    /* Nobody will ever see this message :-) */
    panic("Cannot initialize video hardware\n");
    linux-2.0.38/arch/m68k/atari/atafb.c

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    /* Fuck. The f-word is here so you can grep for it :-) */
    linux-2.4.3/include/asm-mips/mmu_context.h

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    /* Welcome to Sun Microsystems, can I take your order please? */
    /* Would you like fries with that? */
    /* Anything else? */
    /* Fifty-two cents is your change, have a nice day. */
    /* Would you like to try our SMCC Delux? */
    /* We have a special on GNU/Viking hardware bugs today. */
    /* Will that be all? */
    /* Don't forget your vik_1137125_wa. Have a nice day. */
    /* We're consolidating our STB products, it's your lucky day. */
    /* Come back next week when we are "Sun Microelectronics". */
    /* Remember: "Different name, same old buggy as shit hardware." */
    linux-2.6.6/drivers/net/sunhme.c

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    printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Receiver BigMac ATTACK!");
    linux-2.6.19/drivers/net/sunhme.c